The Curious Urinal Tuesday 9/21/2012

Buzzardbait Horse Farm and Pet Food Company makes major announcement

Erma Gotsahickey, President and CEO of Buzzardbait Horse Farm and Pet Food Company held a press conference today in front of the International Headquarters of Buzzardbait Horse Farm and Pet Food Company. She walked proudly to the podium and said, “Today, we are proud to announce that starting today, the pet food world will stand up and take notice of our little company.”

What she was referring to was the latest addition to the BHF&PFC lineup of quality pet foods. Along with Alpoop and Kennelrelations, BHF&PFC is among the top 56 pet food companies in the eastern US. She went on, saying, “Today we are announcing our promise to help keep the planet green and healthy for all, and do our part in recycling by adding our latest product, Crunchy Cat Turds, to our ever-growing list of fine pet foods.”

“Research shows that dogs simply love digging into litter boxes. They will eat anything that’s there. So, why not give them what they want, and help keep out nations landfills free of feline excrement?”

Crunch Cat Turds are just that. Dug out of the cat’s litter box, sand and all, BHF&PFC plans on packaging this dog treat alongside their other quality pet foods, Cat Hairball Surprise, Toilet Water, and their best seller, Ass-flavored Dog Food.
Editors note: Crunchy Cat Turds will come in one flavor... Clump Surprise.

And in Music news:

Sami Shagnasty and The Naked Molekats will be performing their unique musical styling’s at Big Al’s Titty Emporium in Downtown Hooter Heights this weekend. Know for their off key music and rambling monotone delivery, Sami Shagnasty and The Naked Molecats will be doing three shows a day for the next six weeks, so you have plenty of time to see them. And also, check out their newest CD release entitled: Sami Shagnasty and The Naked Molecats, Live at the Hollywood Car Wash!