Country Singer Still Making Waves!
By Staff Reporter Juan Motyme
What's this world coming to? A week after his theme song was pulled from "Monday Night Football" Hank Williams Jr. is still making the rounds on news shows, talking about the incident. The free publicity has been great for Williams.
As most everyone in America now knows by now, Williams sparked an uproar when he appeared on the Fox News Channel show "Fox & Friends" on October 3. There, he stated that the Obama's pairing with Republican House of Representatives Speaker John Boehner in a June golf summit was "like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu." (Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu).
He also referred to Obama and Vice President Joe Biden as "the enemy." That same day, ESPN publicly rebuked Williams, dropping his "All My Rowdy Friends" song as the opening theme for its weekly "Monday Night Football" broadcast.
Hank has since lashed out at the media with a song called "Keep the Change."
Later, Williams issued a statement saying he was sorry to anyone who took offense, but that the analogy he used wasn't quite what he had meant to say in the first place. He meant to say that Obama golfing with Boehner "was like having sex with a billy goat with rabies." Or maybe "like stuffing porcupines in your britches with a Garden Weasel." Or perhaps, "eating a crap sandwich at a Hooters."
He went on to add, "I should have said, 'It's like kissing your grandma, and slippin' her the tongue!'" He stopped, shook his head, and said, "Maybe I should just keep my analogies to myself and sing my little songs!"
Wise words, Hank... Wise words indeed!
In Local News:
Screamin' Sidney Snark, deejay and reporter for WBZZ -AM 1340, was arrested in downtown Hooter Heights Wednesday night, after doing a lousy job, while being the MC at Big Al's Titty Emporium's Annual Charity Strip-A-Thon.
Snark, who does the Morning Sickness in the Afternoon drive time show (from 3 to 6 p.m.) was arrested for mooning the audience after making a bad joke about one of the strippers. Needless to say, the audience was not amused. The incident occurred after Candy Glitterlick, who was walking off stage, bent over to collect some dollar bills that were tossed her way during her act.
That was when Snark, who weighs 475 pounds, "showed his ass in more ways than one," said Detective Inspector of the Buzzardbait Police Department, who was the arresting officer.
A witness to the crime, Carl Cornhumper, said, "It wasn't a pleasant thing to witness. Those pimples on his lard ass looked like a bad case of the measles on a beached albino whale!"
Snark will still be doing his show from 3 - 6 p.m. Monday thru Friday, but he will be doing it from his jail cell. That should prove to be entertaining radio.
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