It's Veterans Day!
Today is Veterans Day. Yesterday, November 10th, was the Marine Corps 236th birthday. Happy belated birthday, Marine Corp... Semper Fi!
And THANK YOU to all of the vets out there that have served this country with your lives, your fortunes, and your sacred honor! You are very much appreciated!
And now, without further ado... It's time for:
Letters to the Editor
From time to time, we here at The Curious Urinal like to open the old mail bag to see what our readers are thinking. Here are just a few:
Dear Editor,
WTF? Your recently posted an article on a Buzzardbait man with a scrotum that weighs 150 pounds. In the story, you say the man must be half nuts. So, if he's 300 pounds, with a 150 pound scrotum, then he could be considered half nuts. You posted that he was 150 pounds before the accident and now has doubled his weight due to the enlarged scrotum... Wait, I'm sorry, you were right. He would be half nuts!
Herbert Cypher, Mathematics Teacher, Buzzardbait High School.
Dear Mr. Cypher,
We're glad you figured it out. Best of luck with teaching math to your students.
Dear Curious Urinal,
Recently, you ran an article about Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries getting a divorce. Can you tell me if the future Ms. Kardashian would like to go out with a successful blues musician for fun and sex. I can bring the Dingleberry Wine, and she can bring those big ol' floppers of hers and we could have us a party. If so, can you forward my address and phone number to her so that we can hook up.
Milo Days, Buzzardbait, KY
Hey Milo. Unfortunately, we do not have a direct line of communications with Ms. Kardashian, but we're sure that if you were to call her agent, maybe they can get you two crazy kids hooked up.
Hey Editor,
You ran a story about the teacher that wants to ban holidays. What's up with that?
I.M. Curious, Hooter Heights
Hello there, I.M.
Well, Anne Polelicker is the principal at Buzzardbait Elementary School. And yes, she wishes to ban celebrating Thanksgiving, Halloween and other holidays. Polelicker, originally from California, is a worrisome woman who scares us. With people like that teaching our children, the more we need to worry about our children growing up to be mind-numbed robots that are easily led into banning Football, Basketball and Full-contact Bowling.
And Finally,
Dear Curious Urinal,
I simply love your site! It makes me laugh when I'm feeling blue, and make me forget about all of the problems I have. In fact, I get excited every time I read your stuff. Keep up the great work so I can keep it up too!
Dixie Wrecked, Coldtower, KY
Dear Dixie,
Thanks for the compliment. And we hope you keep it up for a long time!
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