The Curious Urinal Monday 10/4/2010

Prehistoric Penguins Were Not Well-Dressed

This isn't your fathers penguin. It has been recently discovered that penguins didn't always boast tuxedo-like black-and-white markings, according to a new study conducted by researchers. The discovery of the first ancient penguin fossil with evidence of feathers reveals the aquatic birds were once reddish-brown and gray, reminding one of 1960's Hippies instead of the well-dressed penguins we know today.

It's also noted that the 36 million-year-old fossil represents one of the largest ancient penguins ever found. The bird would have been 5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, and probably weighed twice as much as modern Emperor penguins, which average about 66 pounds (30 kilograms). Its long, grooved beak suggests that, like modern penguins, it hunted by diving for fish and seemed to have a penchant for making mischief and buggery.

Speaking with The Penguin, who is currently spending his time in Gotham City Prison, he noted that Batman never appreciated what he did for the Caped Crusaders image. "But I digress," The Penguin squawked. "If had not been for me, Batman would have been a cut-rate superhero!"








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