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Switzerland says it will not extradite director Roman Polanski to the U.S. over 1977 child sex case!

A Swiss judge has declared the Roman Polanki, the famed and infamous director accused of a 1977 sexual abuse case in California, will not face extradition to the US.

Speaking on behalf of the director, Little Sally Victim stated, "Mr. Polanski is very happy with the verdict, Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see him because he has offered to give me a special lollipop for being such a good little girl!"