Satan Visits Local Church

The Reverend Larry Satan (pronounced Johnson) will be paying a visit to The Church of Some Guy Named Fred this Sunday for their annual Tent Revival. This Year's tent revival is being called, This Year's Tent Revival, the same as last year. This is mostly due to the fact that they already have the banner sign from last year and hated to waste it.

Among the assorted speakers at this years event will be the Reverend Nemo Cash of the St. Aureole Church in Hooter Heights. And this year, Reverend Fred Fuchbucker is out of jail, so all donations this year will go to keeping the attorney fees paid up so he can stay out of jail.

As you may recall, last year Reverend Fred was being held in the Ammo County Jail on solicitation to have gay sex with a man of Asian decent During this last years Chinese New Years Celebration at Won Hung Lo's House of Sushi and XXX Cinema. Reverend Fred kept insisting that he was not asking the young man for gay sex, but was wanting to order Cream of Sum Yung Gui. The jury found him not guilty and allowed Reverend Fred to return to his church.

The Tent Revival begins at noon Sunday and will run until they decide to end it.