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As a speech pathologist specializing in swallowing disorders leading to aspiration pneumonia (food or liquids going to the lungs instead of the stomach), I feel the need to comment on this blog and give a couple of reminders as well as provide some education. I'm sure it was just an oversight on the author's part, but you failed to remind your readers that those folks who have been advised by their doctors to limit their sodium intake need to take special caution. They might want to consider either enjoying minimal quantities of Fresh Cok Milk or avoiding consumption of this delicacy all together, no matter how irrestible it is!!
ReplyDeleteI would probably recommend indulging only on special occassions or holidays.
And for those individuals with the unfortunate dilemma of having a swallowing problem such as a decreased swallow reflex or uncoordinated swallow muscles, I'm fairly confident that Fresh Cok Milk can be adequately thickened to whatever consistency that's been recommended (nectar, honey, or pudding) to provide for a safe swallow situation. Afterall, it wouldn't be any fun to get pneumonia just from enjoying a little Fresh Cok Milk, now would it? Some common signs and symptoms of aspiration or a swallowing problem that should be reported to your doctor immediately may include: 1.Coughing/choking while swallowing 2. Audible noises when swallowing 3. Diminished or uncoordinated tongue control or 4. Insufficient lip closure and/or seal allowing for leakage when consuming liquids.
Finally, as is always recommended....please consult your primary care physician before making changes to your current diet or exercise program. He will probably want to personally evaluate and confirm that yes, indeed, you are physically adequate to enjoy Fresh Cok Milk.
I stand corrected.
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