Miss Anita Fuzzenbush is a highly regarded forth grade teacher at Buzzardbait Elementary School and Flea Market.

In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important TAKS test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Friday. The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics, ranging from Arithmetic to Spelling.

One of the questions read:

LIST THE FOUR SEASONS:

1. ________ 2. ________ 3.________ 4. ________

75% of the students gave the following answer?

1. DEER SEASON
2. RABBIT SEASON
3. TOBACCO-FLAVORED CUMQUAT SEASON
4. BASKETBALL SEASON

You've got to be proud of our students!

And speaking of School:

Buzzardbait High School will be putting on their annual Senior Dance on May 28th. This years theme is Thank God We're Outta There!

Chaperone's are requested to attend this year dance as the. The high school hopes to avoid the brawl that overwhelmed the two teachers that chaperoned last years dance. Anyone who recalls the damage to the school, the parking lot, and part of downtown Buzzardbait last year will also note that over 80% of the graduating seniors missed graduation day due to the bail hearings.

If you wish to be one of the Dance Chaperone's, the requirements include: Being able to stand for four hours without need for sitting and/or bathroom breaks; ownership of at least one firearm, and the ability to bench press 300 pounds, as some of our students are fairly good sized.

Benefits include free food and soft drinks (Sven Jorgensens Cajun Sushi and Chinese Buffet and Sludge Cola is once again providing the food and drinks for the dance).

Any interested parent should contact Principal Willard Wanghammer during school hours.