Pending Lawsuit over Botched Butt Lift
Erma Hyrump of Coochie Crest, just south of Poon Point, is suing Dr . Phil Eweup of the Buzzardbait Clinic and Lube and Oil Center for a botched butt lift. Mrs. Hyrump claims that her lift has been totally destroyed due to the failed surgery.
She claims that while visiting family, Mrs. Hyrump was too embarrassed to have her face shown in any family photos due to the surgery that has left her disfigured.
A spokesperson from the Buzzardbait Clinic portion of the business claimed that they knew nothing of any lawsuits and did not comment further, except to say that they were having a special on Front end alignments and boob jobs this week.
This photo was submitted by Mrs Hyrump. You be the judge.
And in other news
A rainy Kentucky Derby is expected.
With the looming thunderstorms in the forcast, Churchill Downs is expecting a soggy Kentuck Derby. But the crowds are not worried, as the Fastest 2 Minutes in Sports could last even longer with a muddy track expected to slow the race down.
Some of the crowd waiting in line to get insode the infield for the Kentucky Derby
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