Tuesday Sept. 7, 2010

Lindsey Lohan in Hit and Run with Baby Stroller?

Fresh out of jail and rehab, Lindsay Lohan could find herself in more legal trouble.

Two eyewitnesses have alleged to have spotted the 24-year-old pulling her Maserati out of her West Hollywood apartment building, running a red light, making a left turn, and then running straight into a stroller being pushed by a nanny.

“It was full impact, a major hit,” the eyewitness paparazzo claimed, adding that the bumper struck the nanny in the leg as well as the stroller.

But instead of filing a police report, the paparazzo reportedly sold the footage to an online gossip site. Allegedly shot seconds after the incident, it features the baby crying and the nanny “in shock” and continuing to push the stroller.

Another eyewitness also added, "It was great. The car Lindsey Lohan was driving then backed over the woman and the baby stroller, peeled out and sent baby and nanny pieces at least fifty yards. It was like I was watching Death Race 2000... Wait, I was watching Death Race 2000. Wow, I need to stop smoking weed!"


That's not a Tax Audit... This is a Tax Audit!

SYDNEY, Australia – Crocodile Dundee Actor Paul Hogan has been cleared to return home to the United States after he was barred last month from leaving Australia because of a disputed tax bill, his lawyer said Friday.

The 70-year-old Australian-born actor, currently living in Los Angeles, arrived in Sydney on Aug. 20 to attend his mother's funeral. He was served with an Australian Taxation Office order barring him from leaving Australia until he settles a multimillion dollar tax bill, lawyer Andrew Robinson said last week.

He is Currently working on a new movie, which has the working title of: Crocodile Dundee vs. the Australian IRS!