And now for something completely different...
It’s the book sensation that swept the world, and now it’s coming to a theater near you. The story of a young boy who has special powers; and whois sent away to a school for other gifted children like himself.
Once at the Hoggnutt’s School for Gifted Heads, Professor Fondledork, the ancient head of the school, notices this young boy and decided to take him under his wing... To teach the young lad all about his special powers.
"Professor?"
"Yes Harry?"
"I realize that you are older and wiser, and that you’re trying to teach me things that I do not know..."
"Yes?"
"Well, why do I have to learn while naked?"
"Why, young Harry, it's to rid yourself of all of the inhibitions that keep you from growing, of course. See this? Now you see that in my hands, you can grow... Oh yes! How you can grow!"
But along the way, the young boy meets his destiny and begins a journey into the unknown world of Cannabis. There, he stumbles upon Ned the Narc, who tries to turn the young boy into a Master Head of the Dark Weed.
"Hey Harry? I bet you didn’t know that I was the one who killed your father?
"And I bet you didn’t know that when you did, I became the head of the household!"
"Meaning?"
"Take a hit of this and tell me who’s higher!"
But the boy, whose destiny was sealed from birth, fights the Dark Master and prevails. And with the assistance of Professor Fondledork, the young man learns a valuable lesson. That when life hands you weeds, roll em up and smoke em.
"Take that, you bad man!"
"Is that all you have to offer, Harry?"
"Well, I do have this!"
"Hey, fire that thing up. I’ll get the roachclip! And I can get some Twinkies, some M&M’s and some beer, too!"
"Cool!"
"Harry?"
"Yes, Professor Fondledork?"
"Was that the Dark Master?"
"Why, yes... Yes it was!"
"I thought so. Take down your trousers, Harry."
"Why, Professor Fondledork?"
"So I can live up to my name, my boy!"
Nineteenth Century Weasel and Ganja Productions presents:
Harry Pothead and His Magic Wand!
"Harry, this wand of yours is so big!"
"Thanks, Professor."
Rated NC-17 for really sick and demented things that might make you go "Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!"
It’s the book sensation that swept the world, and now it’s coming to a theater near you. The story of a young boy who has special powers; and whois sent away to a school for other gifted children like himself.
Once at the Hoggnutt’s School for Gifted Heads, Professor Fondledork, the ancient head of the school, notices this young boy and decided to take him under his wing... To teach the young lad all about his special powers.
"Professor?"
"Yes Harry?"
"I realize that you are older and wiser, and that you’re trying to teach me things that I do not know..."
"Yes?"
"Well, why do I have to learn while naked?"
"Why, young Harry, it's to rid yourself of all of the inhibitions that keep you from growing, of course. See this? Now you see that in my hands, you can grow... Oh yes! How you can grow!"
But along the way, the young boy meets his destiny and begins a journey into the unknown world of Cannabis. There, he stumbles upon Ned the Narc, who tries to turn the young boy into a Master Head of the Dark Weed.
"Hey Harry? I bet you didn’t know that I was the one who killed your father?
"And I bet you didn’t know that when you did, I became the head of the household!"
"Meaning?"
"Take a hit of this and tell me who’s higher!"
But the boy, whose destiny was sealed from birth, fights the Dark Master and prevails. And with the assistance of Professor Fondledork, the young man learns a valuable lesson. That when life hands you weeds, roll em up and smoke em.
"Take that, you bad man!"
"Is that all you have to offer, Harry?"
"Well, I do have this!"
"Hey, fire that thing up. I’ll get the roachclip! And I can get some Twinkies, some M&M’s and some beer, too!"
"Cool!"
"Harry?"
"Yes, Professor Fondledork?"
"Was that the Dark Master?"
"Why, yes... Yes it was!"
"I thought so. Take down your trousers, Harry."
"Why, Professor Fondledork?"
"So I can live up to my name, my boy!"
Nineteenth Century Weasel and Ganja Productions presents:
Harry Pothead and His Magic Wand!
"Harry, this wand of yours is so big!"
"Thanks, Professor."
Rated NC-17 for really sick and demented things that might make you go "Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!"
Coming soon to a theater near you.
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