Media Empire Grows Yet Again!

Screwgle, the nations largest Media Empire, is doing what it does best once again!

Biff Butzhumper, President and CEO of Screwgle, announced today that his Global Media Behemoth will be offering a new Ad-insertion program into the Blog-sites of millions of bloggers nationwide. “The idea is simple... When you have a blog, you have ads that people can click on to generate money for your blog-site. Then, when you have accumulated enough money to actually make a few dollars, Screwgle will close your Ad account and keep the money!”

This reporter asked, “But isn't that akin to cheating?”

“Cheating? Please! How do you think we make money in this market?” Butzhumper asked the reporter. “We make it the old-fashioned way... We screw the bloggers and keep their money. It's a sound business model that works!”

When this reporter asked if corporate greed came to mind, Mr. Butzhumper replied, “If the government can do it, so can we!”