Hi and Happy Wednesday, which happens to be Surprise Day. And do I have a surprise for you. And this is a good point to ask for your votes on this one. Also, please click on an ad. I'm saving up for a new pair of water buffalo pants. Thanks. And now, here we go!


These are actual products that sell in countries all around the world.

Now, imagine if these were American products. How would Madison Ave. promote them?

Announcing: New Mini Dickmann’s Tasty treats. Mini-Dickmann’s are cream-filled and they come in three delicious flavors - Vanilla, Chocolate and Spicy South of the Border.




Mini-Dickmann’s... Pop one in your mouth today!






Hey Mom... Do you have to make a quick lunch for the kids? Or even for Dad, who’s running late for that sales meeting? Try making them a Bimbo sandwich! Bimbo Bread is always a good choice for those quickie lunches. Bimbo sandwiches are the perfect choice for those people on the go. And it’s all natural! Bimbo Bread is the easiest way to satisfy that particular taste! So when you need to make it quick, make it a Bimbo!












When your baby has a rash, and needs some relief, rub a little Booty Goo on that tush and baby will be all smiles. Made with all natural ingredients, Booty Goo is the right choice for that derriere.





Booty Goo... The way Nature intended!











In the world of high protein energy drinks, there is only one choice for men... Erektus!

When your clock is winding down and you're feeling a little flaccid... Erektus!



Erektus, the all-protein energy drink for those guys that like it when the going’s hard! Erektus!










Hey guys, when you’re on the run, and you need a snack to get you moving, try the best snack for your busy lifestyle - Finger Marie! And ladies, when you’re running around and feeling like slowing down - Finger Marie! Yes, Finger Marie is the wholesome snack that is both tasty and nutritious. It looks like a snack cracker, but taste like chicken! And every box is always as good as the first. So, when you need something to lift you when you’re feeling a little down...




Finger Marie. You’ll be glad you did!



In today’s busy hustle and bustle world, you need something a little more... Filling. Something that’s going to hit the spot and make you want to come... Back... Again and again. You need Homo Sausage. And it comes in three fabulous flavors: Traditional, Spicy and Flaming!



Homo Sausage. Wouldn’t you like one right now?








When dinnertime rolls around and you need to whip something up quick, reach for ‘Cock Soup!’ In the convenient packets, Cock Soup is perfect for those cold nights. It will warm you up and fill you up! Cock Soup is all natural and loaded with protein! And the easy to make directions are on the back of every package. You can slowly stir it to make soft Cock Soup, or whip it up and have some hard Cock Soup. You can eat it with a spoon, or use a straw to suck it up.



Cock Soup... Gobble some down tonight!











Need a pick-me-up? Try Asse! Favorable milk chocolate wafers smothered in dark chocolate. If it’s Asse, you know it will taste good!



And a little Asse will always perk you up anytime of the day!





Asse! Tastes as good as it smells!




Looking for an energy drink that will gas you up and keep you going all day, or night? Fart! The all natural energy drink that smells as good as it taste. Fart, High-octane Energy that pumps you up, not poops you out! It comes in two sizes: The 6-ounce Little Fart, or the 12-ounce Big Fart! It will gas you up and never leave you winded. And coming soon: the disposable foil packet, so you can squeeze out a little fart and never have to worry about a big mess!



Start your day with a Fart!