The Curious Urinal - 6/19/2014 - Midnight Edition

Dog Pooh Mayor Resigns

By Staff Reporter Juan Motyme

 

Poo-tossing mayor caught in the act

SAN MARINO, Calif. –  The doggie-doo has gotten too deep for San Marino Mayor Dennis Kneier (kuh-NEER') the mayor of the wealthy Los Angeles suburb. Kneier was caught 'brown-handed' flinging dog poo onto a political opponent's property.
Residents have cried out for his resignation, saying he has smeared their image.

Speaking with Stinky, the Feces-throwing Monkey about the incident in Californication, Stinky wasn't a bit surprised. "Honestly, if he had come to me, I could have shown him how to toss the poo without being caught by surveillance cameras. Tossing poo is kind of what I'm famous for, and I can teach anyone the proper technique... for a nominal fee, that is."
Stinky, who was sitting back enjoying a banana daiquiri, added, "This is what irks me about politicians; all the mud-slinging has now turned to poo-slinging, and that infringes upon my territory. I need to speak with my attorney to see if I can file charges for copyright infringement."

  Stinky, the Feces-throwing Monkey, relaxing on the set of 'Monkey: Impossible.'

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