The Curious Urinal

Friday, March 16, 2012

The Curious Urinal - Friday 3/17/2012

Local Company Promotes 'Man'gerie

By Staff Reporter Willie Wanker

Okay, call me a prude dude, but this latest fashion trend coming from Europe to the States happens to strike a nerve with me. Called Men's Lingerie, or Mangerie, a local fashion house is promoting this as the next big trend in male fashion.

We tried to speak with the owner of Buzzardbait Fashions and Dog Wash, Irvin Girlin, but he sent one of his salespeople, Harry Reemer, to speak with us. When asked about the mangerie, Mr. Reemer said, "Oh girlfriend, this stuff is fabulous! I wear it all of the time for my partner!"

So, having been told that, I had to ask, "And does your 'partner' really like you wearing this kind of 'stuff?'"

"Dougie loves it, yes. Especially when I wear the pasties under the silky bra. It makes him so crazy, the silly goose!"

Well, Harry Reemer decided to demonstrate some of the new line of mangerie. We'll let you be the judge.

..This is Harry in the Mangerie he calls, Simply Sweet. It consist of a silky mansiere and some lacy manties. Also, notice the size 12 heels. Buzzardbait Fashions and Dog Wash carries men's fashion footwear from sizes 6AA to 16 EEEE.

This is the same outfit, only coupled with the floor-length, sheer Silky Man Wrap. Mr. Reemer says, "It's so comfy that you'll simply want to wear it everywhere!"

Harry Reemer models one of the fashionable Mansieres (Man's Brassiere), made of heavy-duty silk-like materials and sporty A-Cup falsies to enhance any mans body.

So, What do you think? Would you want to wear something like this? We asked several locals around Buzzardbait, and got some interesting reactions.

Jeb Cooter of Aureole Acres said, "Nope, not in a million years would I wear something like that!"

Whereas Slim Profit, owner of Slim's Used Mattresses and Sex Toys in Hooter Heights, said, "Well, if the better half wanted me to try it, I reckon I would. But not the high heels. No sir, I couldn't see my feet stuck in anything but my work boots!"

And Connie Crossmeandie, of Monkey Knuckles, KY, summed it up, saying, "If my husband wore something like that, I'd have to laugh, and then I'd beat him like a red-headed stepchild!"

Whether Buzzardbait Fashions and Dog Wash sells many of these Mangerie items, the very fact that some men would wear this stuff really scares the hell out of me!

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