The Curious Urinal - 1/14/2012

Zany Named Man Arrested Again!
By Staff Reporter Juan Motyme


A Madison, Wisconsin man, with a very unusual name, was jailed after police said he violated the conditions of his is bail from a previous run-in with the law.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was charged with carrying a concealed weapon (a knife), possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana, and a probation violation after his arrest last Thursday. Last April,  police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.

Well, I know what you're thinking... What happened to this gentleman after the arrest?

Well, now it's time for the rest of the story...

During his time in jail, police questioned Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. After hours of questioning, he still wouldn't give up who put the Ram in Rama Dama Ding Dong.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was released on bail as posted by his wife Boom Shaka Boom Shaka Bow Wow.  
 
It seems that a family friend, Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo, turned Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in when he heard there was a reward for his capture on Shooby Doo Wop, the Top-40 AM station in Hanna Hanna Bo Hanna Banana Banna Bo Banna Fe Fi Fo Fanna Hanna, Wisconsin.

And now you know the rest of the story!