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Osama bin Laden -
Porn King!
Abbottabad, Pakistan -
An extensive stash of pornography was found in the Pakistani compound of Osama bin Laden, which was raided last week by Navy SEALs, an anonymous U.S. official told The Curious Urinal.
The pornography taken from the compound was extensive and unique, said the anonymous source. Since Bin Laden's Abbottabad compound did not have Internet connection or telephones, he had to have the porn shipped to him by couriers.
Among the vast assortment of porn were the following:
Listed under Goat Porn were titles like On Goaten Pond, The Great Goatsbee, and Martyr Did a Little Goat.
Listed under Camel Porn were the following titles:
Double Humpers, I'd Walk a Mile to do a Camel, Bareback Jihad Camel Riders and Debbie Does Camel.
And it seemed that bin Laden was into Gay Porn, as he had several movies, including:
Shiek to Shiek, Jihad Warriors in Lust, Forrest Hump, Desert Baredevils, Where the Boys Are III and Backdoor Deliverymen.
Also, unreported to the mainstream media, there was an extensive collection of PlayShiek Magazines, featuring the Burqa of the Month Centerfolds and some assorted Victoria's Secret underwear. Also in a box were a man's sized leather teddy with a matching riding crop, hip boots and pink fuzzy handcuffs, and a few empty bottles of Enzyte and a Smilin' Bob Tee-shirt.
Also, according to the anonymous source, when bin Laden was shot, he was wearing a bustier, leather chaps and a pair of size thirteen ladies pink pumps.
The anonymous source went on to say that U.S. authorities did not wish for the general public to know about the porn stash, as it could be viewed in the Muslim world as offensive. But the anonymous source then said, "Screw em! Their boy, bin Laden, was a Gay Camel Humper!"
Osama bin Laden enjoying himself viewing one of his porn movies, The Erotic Adventures of Jihad Jimmy at the Goat Farm.
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