The Curious Urinal  Friday 4/13/2012

SPECIAL LATE NIGHT EDITION

Buzzardbait Woman Arrested in Burgers for Sex Sting
By Staff Reporter Willie Wanker

A Buzzardbait resident was charged with solicitation Wednesday after she apparently showed up at the Phurr Resturant asking for sex in trade for some cheeseburgers.

Faith Knowmore, 47, was arrested after she allegedly offered sexual favors for two Phurrburgers with cheese.

Detective Inspector, of the Buzzardbait Police Department, invited Ms. Knowmore into his car on Friday and started talking about sex.

Knowmore allegedly said that her fee was two Phurrburgers-- with cheese --  costing a grand total of $6.75. Of course, Knowmore was also allegedly looking for a tip of $50 for her services.

The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot near Buzzardbait Hospital and Lawn Care Center, where a group of undercover police officers arrested Knowmore on charges of prostitution. It's yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious Phurrburgers before she was taken to jail.

When asked about the incident, Dect. Inspector said, "She must have really been hungry for those burgers, and just the thought of them made me go back and buy a couple for myself. There's nothing like a Phurrburger!"

Faith Knowmore was released on Saturday after posting $500 bail. Her trial is set for August. If convicted, Ms. Knowmore could be facing 10 years in jail and no access to Phurrburgers... Except maybe from a cellmate.


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